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What we talk about
Demond and I started this blog oh so many moons ago because we figured we should have an outlet for the kinds of conversations that take place on IM between us every day. Here’s an example:

DZ: Peter King is retarded
he rips on people saying the Browns should have dealt Derrick Anderson
last year
calling it ‘Revisionist history’
no Peter. That’s called paying attention
Demond: haha
DZ: that he had a great first 8 games
and a very mediocre/poor last 8 games
GM Phil Savage said, “He saved all our jobs!”
um, then you shouldn’t have one
did you read that Ask Vic from yesterday
Demond: yeah basically a dream come true
DZ: made my night
Vic admitting that maybe trading up for Harvey made no sense
Demond: haha
DZ: uh, you think Vic?
Demond: he knows that a. there probably won’t be a team next year
and b. if there is the coach and GM won’t be around
DZ: it’s all over the subtext
they just extended Mad Jack though
Demond: so might as well be honest for a change
DZ: so he’s probably safe by default
although if the sale goes through, he’s gone
Demond: yeah it helps that the owner wants the team to fail
DZ: but if its in negotiation, he’ll be around
Weaver ain’t payin anybody 1 penny more than he has to
If Mike Tomlin had a brain, they’d already be gone
he sold about 6000 season tix to the Jags by going for 2 from the 10
Demond: ha
DZ: that’s the other good thing this week
Tomlin isn’t the best coach in terms of game strategy

I read Phil B’s chat,

Colts’ fans are retarded
Demond: ?
DZ: they don’t know crap about football
the stuff they ask him is so stupid
they all like to kill Joe Addai (who shouldn’t have played on Sunday)
as if Dom has great numbers
Dom’s numbers aren’t very good either
that line is pretty bad
here’s the thing about the Pitt game…
it’ll turn on turnovers
and the Pitt style passing game should play into our hands
they don’t run the short route crap
the last three teams have played
Demond: you’re doing it: you’re trying to convince yourself this isn’t a blowout
this just in: the colts suck
DZ: lol
they don’t suck, they are just average
Demond: they do, they won’t beat either pitt qb
DZ: probably not
Demond: pitt is much, much better than us

DZ: yeah

don’t worry, I’ll predict a blowout when the time comes
Demond: ha
DZ: I don’t see how it won’t be
big blue shoe is a riot
he posted the other day about how the Colts aren’t an average team
I’m just like, whatever dude. They are 4-4 and average in every category.
They may have talent…but they are incredibly average.
Demond: yeah he’s been saying that for awhile
i don’t get it
DZ: take the beer goggles off and see the skank for what she is

big hands, small t***, and a weird mole
Just becuase she puts out sometimes doesn’t make her a catch
Anyway, pardon the pessimism. These conversations are more indicative our mood at any given moment rather than how we actually feel about the team. It’s just how we felt this morning. About half of America woke up celebrating a new dawn of peace and harmonic convergence. The other half is scared spitless and immediately went to the gun store and bought generators to prepare for the coming apocalypse. Us? We just woke up pissed that Tim Jennings is playing corner, and we have the worst run offense in football.