Dicks & Tits: Bruins fans find solace in porn after Game 6 loss

So Bruins fans took hockey porn to a new level last night. 

The fine folks over at Pornhub decided to track the traffic to their site in Boston & Chicago during and post-game. And, well, the numbers speak for themselves:

Dicks & Tits: Bruins fans find solace in porn after Game 6 loss

Last night marked the end of the NHL Championships, and much like the NBA Finals did, the battle for the Cup managed to take users away from their beloved porn once more. Until, of course the end of the game marking the Bruins' loss, which saw all of Boston turning to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.

That's right — the statisticians at Pornhub.com carefully analyzed each hour of the game to track traffic changes in Chicago, Boston, and across the US by the hour; comparing each location relative to the rest of the country.

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OK, fess up. Who was whacking it or rubbing one out to feel better about life?

Hey, we all we have ways of grieving. Some drink. Some riot. Some cry. Others watch good ol' American porn.

S/T to CBSSports (i know, right?) for "breaking" this story…. better the story than a condom

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