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Here’s Your Daily “Alexander Ovechkin Is A Douchebag” Reminder

Nice dick stick dickhead. So these were taken from Big League Screw and it’s dated from February 2010. Apparently during the Olympics, Ovi decided to have custom blades done. They look fucking terrible. No wonder Russia got smoked by Canada. Seriously though, how fucking stupid do you have to be to get custom skate blades made up? They look fucking terrible. Rumor has it that the gremlin, or whatever is on that thing, is a portrait of his grandmother (or бабушка). Seriously, Google Translate, this is a word? бабушка

Anyways, those are the worst blades ever. Nice flames too, what are you an 8 year old boy? 

Also, his stick looks like a horny dog.