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Hey look, it’s Tim Thomas stopping a bunch of iPhone cases

Some would say this is opposing freedom of speech. Or something. Here’s the latest commercial involving Timmy.

Yea boi! Shutout!!!

Not even sure why the shooter decided to skate across the ice at full speed only to stop to take slap shots. Seems like a waste and really anti-climatic.

Also, what’s with the Speak N’ Spell narrator at the end? 

Offseason sucks.