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Movember Rain: Week Two

For those who don’t know, I’ve teamed up with Chris over at Gahden Gremlins for the month of Movember to help save the prostates, penises, and balls of the world.  In all serious though, Movember is a great movement. For anyone who is interested in donating, you can do so here

There is a good reason why I hate trying to grow facial hair from scratch, it starts out patchy.  See, I don’t want to grow just any mustache, I want to go for a fu manchu.  There is a problem though, a key component in the fu manchu is the connection of the hair above the lip to the hair by the chin, an area of my face I refer to as “no mans land”.

It’s for this reason that I was going to go for a more traditional mustache, but then I’d spend the first half of the month looking hispanic.

Given my patchy begining, I’m sure some of you are expecting a Pacioretty joke, but I’m going to have to disappoint,  I don’t want him to have anything to do with me or my face.  Instead, I bring you Patches O’Houlihan Pizz!