The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Minnesota at Pittsburgh)

The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Minnesota at Pittsburgh)

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The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Minnesota at Pittsburgh)

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The Wild, for those that didn’t know, is my team. Before I post at BMR, I come out of my room, touch the Marian Gaborik jersey on my wall, go to the computer and start typing (it’s not a superstition. I just have a small apartment. I touch the refrigerator and my television before I start typing as well). That being said, this is a big week for me. Let’s get it on.

Drink

…if they call Pierre-Marc Bouchard “Butch”. Ever seen the guy? I know its close to his name, but Butch just doesn’t fit.

… if you still haven’t figured out the Wild logo. (It’s a cat of some sort)

… if the phrase “you lay on the ice like a broad” is uttered. Twice if it’s to Brian Bellows.

… again if they try to dance around the word “titf**ker”

… anytime you our your friends say “titf**ker”

… if they try to compare Benoit Pouliot and James Sheppard to Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby

… any time you think the Penguins would be better if they were narrated by Morgan Freeman

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