First Round Preview: Canadiens vs Bruins

First Round Preview: Canadiens vs Bruins

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First Round Preview: Canadiens vs Bruins

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The_mighty_Zedno: MMMMM…Mighty Zedno hungry!
Idio_Savard: You’re always hungry, Chara. Jeez, do you have a tapeworm or something?
Idio_Savard: and quit trying to eat Phil Kessel!
The_mighty_Zedno: OM NOM NOM

 

KesselRun_88ParSecs:…what? Dude, it’s like, you know.
Sugar_tits: SO den, da cop sez “Meester Kostopoulos, you need to give up da purse” n guy’s laaike, “but it matches my shooz!”
Laraque_U_liek_a_hurricane: Haha, stupid Kostopoulos
Tits_n_A: Sergei, remember de time we calls up Mikhail Grabovski and tells him we’s breaks his knee caps?
Sugar_tits: Haha, that pined apple crazed whoreson
Laraque_U_liek_a_hurricane: remember when he wanted to fight you and you just kinda snuck off while he was ready to tear shit up?
Sugar_tits: IS not sumthins I talks about without lawyers.
The_mighty_Zedno: OOOHHH …ZDENO LIKE CANADA FOOD
KesselRun_88ParSecs: like what? French fires and gravy?
Price_Check: Canada…Almost made it
Tits_n_A:Carey…has you been crying?
Price_Check: NO! I’m not crying! I…have eye allergies. In my face. And I just stubbed my toe and it HURT.
Price_Check: And there’s something in my eye.
KesselRun_88ParSecs: Yeah, a big piece of suck!
Price_Check: And then I accidentally squirted Hot Pockets sauce and it burnt my hand so bad I couldn’t pwn n00bs on WoW for like an hour.
Idio_Savard:You play WoW? Why am I not surprised?
Price_Check: My level 80 elf rouge is like so badass.  I stab so many r-tards in the butt like alll the time
The_mighty_Zedno: ZDENO LIKES HOT POCKETS!
The_mighty_Zedno: NEED MORE KESSEL! OM NOM NOM
KesselRun_88ParSecs: like, dude.  not cool
The_mighty_Zedno: ZEDNO EAT PUNT HABBYTONTS
Idio_Savard: seriously, he’s already missing bits he shouldnt
Price_Check: aw, nuts
Price_Check: sorry Phil
KesselRun_88ParSecs: Nah bro, s’ok
Laraque_U_liek_a_hurricane: yeah, we shouldnt low ball you like that, you might go nuts!

First, I’d like to give a shout-out to Jaredoflondon from Die Hard Blue and White for helping me out on this chat. And my series prediction is...Bruins in 5

 

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