Jim Tressel Resigns, Michigan Has Another Reason to Celebrate On Memorial Day

Amid all the talks of NCAA violations for just about everything in the rulebook, Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel has resigned. For that reason, I offer this to Ohio State fans on the behalf of the state of Michigan.

Suck it Jim Tressel

Make no mistake, Tressel owned the entire mitten while he was at OSU, sporting a combined 15-1 record against the Spartans and Wolverines during his 10-year run in Columbus. His speech at halftime of a basketball game after he was hired is fap-worthy legend everywhere south of Toledo, even if 90% of the crowd was still busy trying to figure out how many years were in 310 days (or how many of their cousins they had slept with during that time).

Ohio State Pawn Stars

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