Johnny Hoogerland — whose name looks an awful lot like “boogerland” in case you didn’t notice — is one badass Dutch cyclist. Johnny was riding in the Tour de France on Sunday when one of the French pace car drivers forgot to use his blinker when changing lanes.
Hoogerland is the dude that takes the tumble all the way into the grass on the side of the road. As you might expect, he was banged up a bit. Still, he was able to finish up the stage despite his ass hanging out of his uniform and bandages everywhere.
Always wear your helmets kids.