LSU Beats Alabama In Nationally-Televised Punt, Pass and Kick Contest

Usually, the Punt, Pass and Kick Contest is reserved for kids ages 6-15, but the NCAA’s aggressive expansion for any type of financial compensation known to man (can I get a #shotsfired?) has led to this: last night’s national telecast of the NCAA Punt, Pass and Kick Contest went into overtime, where LSU’s Drew Alleman beat Cade Foster and Jeremy Shelley of Alabama by making his third field goal of the evening.

While there were several other competitors involved, I think we can all agree that the competition wouldn’t have even been close had Brian Wilson been involved. However, the NCAA ruled him ineligible just hours before kickoff because of the free chalupas he ate during the making of that Taco Bell commercial he was in. I expect that we’ll see LSU hit with 10 years worth of sanctions in the near future.

Brian Wilson LSU

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