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Gameday 42: Artistic Integrity

Penguins (26-13-2) vs. Devils (14-19-6)

Prudential Center | Newark, NJ

Sunday, April 9 | 7:00PM Eastern


Welcome back to weekend gameday. The gameday that will be watching the masters instead of this hockey game. The gameday that wouldn’t feel right lying to you. The gameday that will leave it to the nerds (danny) to watch this hockey game.

I have heard the clamors. Ever since I won a peabody award (my third) for the get to know a devil series people have been emailing me constantly begging for more.

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However, I have always seen myself as an artist of integrity. I will not sully the series good name with a tacky trilogy.

No, I will write about hockey instead I guess.

Look, the Devils are really bad. The Penguins *should* win this game, but as the Pens have taught us many times that does not mean that they will. They are dickheads like that.

There’s 15 games left in this weird-ass season (or like 24 for the canucks in like 12 days or some shit idk) gotta make every point matter.



Guentzel – Crosby – Rust

Zucker – McCann – Rodrigues

Aston-Reese – Gaudreau – Lafferty

Zohorna – Jankowski – Sceviour


Dumoulin – Letang

Matheson – Ceci

Pettersson – Marino

In Net

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I know, or want to know about anyone on this team. They are the cardboard cutouts in the stands of hockey teams. It should have been them that got covid and didn’t play a bunch of *gets tapped on shoulder* oh….I see….they did? Well then.


Kuokkanen – Hughes – Sharangovich

Wood – Zacha – Bratt

Maltsev – McLeod – Thompson

Johnsson – Boqvist – Merkley


Murray – Severson

Kulikov – Subban

Smith – Vatanen

In Net


Chance to be in first place by the end of the day with Bruins and Rags wins. Take advantage boys.

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Go Pens

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