Destroychuk DTD with knee sprain, proof he’s not human

I think we can safely say that Johnny Boychuk is either a T-800 or Weapon X because he’s only DTD with a mild knee sprain.

Mild knee sprain for Boychuk. Day to day.

— Fluto Shinzawa (@GlobeFluto) April 5, 2012

Holy fuckballs. This guy could get hit with a nuclear bomb and be listed as DTD with a mild skin irritation.

Glad Destroychuk is well and good. Hopefully he’s geared up and set and that he won’t be like those guards of Whiterun. Yes, that’s a Skyrim joke. Suck it.