Ribs? Carpenter Doesn’t Need ‘Em.

Chris Carpenter got a rib removed.

Unlike Manson, it wasn't so he could… well, you know.

It's to dominate the sCrUBS.

Holy. Hell. Check back later. If he does well today @ 1:30p, I might have 1500 words in me on how awesome this is. 

That is a sketch of what I think Carp's rib looks like, by the way. VERY manly.