AI Charlie Morton Sword

Well I’m Glad That’s Over

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Those are the Mets we’ve come to know and be depressed about. Charlie Morton was just brilliant. He struck out…

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Pete Alonso, New York Mets

Pete The Brewer?

Far be it from me to give tonight’s game its proper due. I mean, Tylor Megill wasn’t great, but three…

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Cardinal Cookie 2

A Pavlovian Pennant Race

I admire SNY’s commitment to the narrative that the Mets still have a chance. I really do. Gotta give fans…

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Daniel Vogelbach, New York Mets

8/20/23 Game Preview: New York Mets at St. Louis Cardinals

Things have trended in a positive direction for the New York Mets (58-66) over the past week. The Mets picked…

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Miles Mikolas

A Miles Long Comeuppance

It’s a challenge to find reasons to get excited about Mets baseball. (I know Gare kind of intimated that the…

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Joey Lucchesi St Louis

The Meatballs Are Spiced Just Right

Joey Meatballs had two long hiatuses from the major leagues. One because of major arm surgery. One because of an…

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Nimmo Catch St Louis

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane … It’s Our Draft Pick Flying Away

This was supposed to be a big week for FOX. First on Thursday, the Mets and their $350 million payroll…

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DJ Stewarts Bar

Barworthy (The D.J. Stewart Game)

“D.J. Stewart” sounds like a bar. “Hey, meet me at D.J. Stewart’s!” With the game he had today, he could…

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Brandon Nimmo, New York Mets.

8/13/23 Game Preview: Atlanta Braves at New York Mets

The gap between the Atlanta Braves (75-41) and New York Mets (52-65) has certainly never felt larger than it has…

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AI Mets Fans in Bar

Drink Up And Have A Laugh

I thought that an AI generated pitcure of Mets fans drowning their sorrows in beer was an adequate header for…

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Hedwig Mets

Hartwig And The Angry Bullpen

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I wonder if if the Cubs, at some point after the season is over, will look back upon this series…

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Senga Rain

Mets Draped In Rain, But Not Humiliation

The Mets finally got off their “Schneid From Hell” with an 11-2 victory over the Cubs on Monday. My Cubs…

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Justin Verlander, New York Mets

New York Mets Wave White Flag on 2023 Despite Successful July

After a disastrous June that was historically bad for the New York Mets, there was pretty much nowhere to go…

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Alonso Vogelbach Handshake

Your Win Is A Thin Disguise

Pete Alonso seems to be over that month long odyssey that he was on since getting hit by Charlie Morton…

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Alonso Lindor Yankee Stadium

Roar, I Guess

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As I was doing my baseball research for my other job, I saw that from June 18th, when Pete Alonso…

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Alonso ground out vs White Sox

Bad Process, Bad Selection, And Bad Seasons (With a Cameo From Ruben Gotay)

In 2015 when the Mets got Yoenis Cespedes, I knew a run could come. In 2016 when I was counting…

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Baty Ball

The Quintessential 2023 Mets

I’m going to irrationally blame FOX announcer Joe Davis for this one. (Look, I know it’s not really his fault…

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