02 Aug
Penguins 02 Aug
Crosby could be the key to unlocking Zucker
Whether it’s because he counts $5.5 million against the salary cap or because he was involved in one of the many trades in which Jim (…)
Penguins
28 Jul
Penguins 28 Jul
2021-22 Penguins Free Agency Tracker
In what is probably expected to be a slow, quiet day for a Penguins organization operating with just under $7.5M in cap space, a glaring (…)
22 Jul
Penguins 22 Jul
Brandon Tanev's most electrifying moments with the Penguins
On Wednesday it was made official that the Seattle Kraken selected forward Brandon Tanev from the Penguins in the expansion draft. Though (…)
19 Jul
Penguins 19 Jul
Aston-Reese and Zucker most likely candidates to be poached by Seattle in expansion draft
The Pittsburgh Penguins are headed into the offseason with a new general manager for the first time since the summer of 2014 when Jim (…)
11 Jun
Penguins 11 Jun
3 Assists Equal 1 Goal Episode 4: Being an NHL Fan Sucks Most of the Time
Welcome back to another episode of the 3 Assists Equal 1 Goal Podcast. We chat about Ron Hextall’s and Brian Burke’s comments over the last (…)
03 Jun
Penguins 03 Jun
3 Assists Equal 1 Goal Episode 3: My Goaltender Can't Save a Puck. Tough Cookies
The boys do an autopsy on the Penguins series with the Islanders. Much like the Penguins goaltending, it went off the rails. You can (…)
27 May
Penguins 27 May
R1G6 Recap: Finishing blow; Tristan Jarry single-handedly eliminates Pens
Wednesday night the Penguins were eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs by the New York Islanders in six games. It’s now been four (…)
26 May
Penguins 26 May
Playoff Gameday 6: A New Kind of Goalie
Penguins @ Islanders Islanders Lead Series, 3-2 Nassau Veterans’ Coliseum | Uniondale, (…)
24 May
Penguins 24 May
R1G5 RECAP: White Unicorn. Sorokin Halaks Pens in 3-2 Double OT Heartbreaker feat. Wolfmother
I’m hearing on the internet that the Penguins hockey game tonight is PIVOTAL. Has any Game 5 in the history of the NHL playoffs *not* (…)
24 May
Penguins 24 May
Playoff Gameday 5: Penguins vs. Islanders
Penguins vs. Islanders Series Tied, 2-2 PPG Paints Arena | Pittsburgh, PA (…)
24 May
Penguins 24 May
3 Assists Equal 1 Goal Ep. 2: Hockey Sucks Sometimes
The Boys are back for another episode for your earballs. In this one, we get further into rhinestones, give you info on the New Crypto, and (…)
22 May
Penguins 22 May
R1G4: Letang's gaffes the cherry on top of Pens' poor performance; Isles even series at 2
Coming into game 4, MoneyPuck.com gave the Penguins an 80.7% chance of advancing to the second round. It goes without saying, but the (…)
22 May
Penguins 22 May
Playoff Gameday 4: Penguins vs Islanders
Penguins @ Islanders Pens lead, 2-1 Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum | Uniondale, NY (…)
22 May
Penguins 22 May
Hockey After Dark Night #7: "Karma Police" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
21 May
Penguins 21 May
Hockey After Dark Night #6: "The Morning After" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
20 May
Penguins 20 May
R1G3 RECAP: No Fear. Carter and Tanev Flex Nuts vs. Isles in Wild 5-4 Pens Win (Feat. DeJ Loaf)
This is my first full summer living in an actual house. Big apartment guy, but duty calls when you’re in an “adult” relationship. (…)
20 May
Penguins 20 May
Playoff Ga(meme)day 3: Penguins vs. Islanders
Penguins @ Islanders Series Tied, 1-1 Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum | Uniondale, (…)
20 May
Penguins 20 May
Hockey After Dark Night #5: "Deja Kadri" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
19 May
Penguins 19 May
Hockey After Dark Night #4: "From goat to GOAT" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
18 May
Penguins 18 May
R1G2 RECAP: Out of the woods; Pens strike twice in first, hang on to even series
If there’s one thing I know, it’s that there will be totally logical and rational reactions to this game, regardless of the outcome. (…)
18 May
Penguins 18 May
Playoff Gameday 2: Penguins vs. Islanders
Penguins vs. Islanders Islanders Lead Series, 1-0 PPG Paints Arena | Pittsburgh, PA (…)
18 May
Penguins 18 May
Hockey After Dark Night #3: "McBane" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
17 May
Penguins 17 May
Hockey After Dark Night #2: "All You Need is Glove" Edition
Welcome to Hockey After Dark, a nightly recap of the NHL playoffs made possible by insomnia, playoff anxiety, and my BFF (…)
16 May
Penguins 16 May
R1G1 RECAP: Nutshell. Isles Drop Pens 4-3 in OT feat. Alice in Chains
It’s been 19 days since my last blog. Big mountain-standard time zone swing through Yellowstone, Bozeman, and shit. Huge thanks to my (…)
